Metaphor Recipe

 

1 gallon of Hitler to put people in despair

2 cups of 4 roommates, living in hiding

1 cup of cat to keep peter company

1 ounce of 2 friends to help them hide

1 teaspoon of a different religion that puts them in a bad situation

3 tablespoons of a relationship that could never happen

1 country that’s broken down

1 punch of an ending that’s not so sound

 

Start with putting a gallon of Hitler in a bowl

Add 2 cups of 4 roommates

Put 1 cup of cat into another bowl

Let freeze for 1 hour

Start with another bowl

Put 1 ounce of 2 friends

1 teaspoon of a different religion:

Beat until creamy

Add 3 tablespoons of a relationship:

Shred then add 1 broken country

Pull the bowl out of fridge

Add the second bowl to the first one:

Rapidly stir until thick

Finally, add a punch of a sad ending

Serve raw with a side of sad and alone

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